Fairfax County School Board and Breast Implants

I'm hearing about a candidate for the Fairfax County School Board that:

1)  Had an affair with a co-worker at their job
2)  Purchased that co-worker breast implants
3)  Saw the co-worker break off the relationship after the breast implants
4)  Began stalking that co-worker demanding his money back for the breast implants
5)  Was removed from his job for doing this.

No more stories for the rest of the day while I try to find the breast implanted woman and get more information.

UPDATE:  MORE COMING SOON

One quote I found so far from a handwritten note to the breasts I am investigating:

"I feel life is to be lived, not viewed from a distance.  Most people can’t do this because they are afraid to yield to their feelings.

I think a l.a. [legal agreement?] between two people completely in tune with each other is very romantic expression of human emotions, don’t you?"

Comments

Ben:

When you complete your investigation, please post before and after pictures of the woman so we can check out the quality of her enhancement. That is what really matters in this story.

I hope she was hot at least. What sort of financial judgment would it show from the candidate in question if he invested in new boobs for an ugly chick? That would be like putting Connolly leather seats in a rusted out Yugo.

What a boob

[Not Jack Herrity]

I'd say this is a story where you prove your mettle as a hands-on reporter.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

NJH

Whats the problem sounds like a case of tit for tat!

the only way this boob will win is if he has door knockers

His actions are an udder disgrace!

Who said the school board member was male?

Oh, whoops, I guess that's #5. Damn.

[Tired of Good Ole Boys & Girls]

Please keep us abreast of any developments.

[Doug]

This is why he should have had her sign a pre-niptual agreement. Senator Craig would never do something so crass! Craig for schoolboard!

I agree with a call for pictures so we may make our own judgements.

Oleszek's campaign is over when people find out about this.

[anon]

Paul Costantino?

"I'll never forget you. Thanks for the mammaries, dahling."

So, she nipped it in the bud, eh?

Where they custom tits, or off the rack?

You go, brah.

Let us know how the twins are doing.

[Doug in Mount Vernon]

Welcome to Ben's Boobnanza.

News like this really gets a rise out of me.

[WordFrk]

Hmmm, seems like a predominantly male crowd here. Well, at least generally seem to be disapproving of breast implants. Oh, except for the guy who said, "I hope she was hot at least. What sort of financial judgment would it show from the candidate in question if he invested in new boobs for an ugly chick? That would be like putting Connolly leather seats in a rusted out Yugo."

Sorry, guy, fake boobs are NOT like ultra-luxury leather seats. They're more like zirconium in place of diamonds. If the boobs are fake, what else is fake about the woman? And she's not too bright either. If she did the research, she'd know how toxic they are.

[Bubby]

Its Friday and we have another Closeted Republican Pervert Alert.

Petersburg, Florida City Council Chairman John Bryan - being investigated for molesting his two adopted daughters (12 & 15 y.o.), and a former nanny resigned and then took the chickenshit exit from his "accountability" moment.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/09/08/Southpinellas/Scandal_and_suicide_o.shtml

My guess is John Litzenberg.

Ben, you first reported that Litzeberger was fired for sexual harrassment. Wouldn't take a rocket scientist to connect an affair with sexual harrassment.

"Hubby, don't forget to pull out the cans this evening."

"No problem, wifey, no problem. Mwahahahaha!"

[dems4dems]

You people are milking this story too much.

My money's on John Lust-inberger, oops, I mean John Litzinberger.